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Optional phone setup

Put the Scale of Sultry on your Home Screen.

Complete all of the steps below on the phone or tablet where you want the Scale of Sultry icon to appear. You do not need to install anything to use the calculator.

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This is not a traditional phone app.

It is not available in the Apple App Store or Google Play. It is a website that you can add to your phone’s Home Screen for quick access. Start this process on your phone or tablet—not on your desktop or laptop computer.

Open the Calculator on This iPhone or iPad

Open this page in Safari on your device

  1. On the iPhone or iPad where you want the icon, open this phone-setup page.
  2. If the page is inside Facebook, Gmail, Chrome or another app, copy its address.
  3. On that same device, open Safari yourself and paste the address. Apple does not allow this page to switch to Safari for you.
  4. In Safari on your device, tap the Share button—the square with the upward arrow.
  5. Scroll down and tap Add to Home Screen, then tap Add.

Success looks like this: a Scale of Sultry icon appears on that device’s Home Screen.

On your Android phone or tablet

Open this page in Chrome on your device

  1. On the Android phone or tablet where you want the icon, open this phone-setup page in Chrome.
  2. Make sure it is not inside Facebook, Gmail or another app.
  3. On that device, tap the green button below.
  4. If Chrome does not show an installation box, tap Chrome’s three-dot menu.
  5. Tap Install app or Add to Home screen, then confirm.

Still annoying?

Skip the setup. Bookmark the calculator page and use it normally—everything works without a Home Screen icon.

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